a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The adults are the big ones right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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