so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
