I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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