somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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