Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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