I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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