Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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