Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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