Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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