Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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