1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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