She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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