Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My dick has a subreddit
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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