I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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