Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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