Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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