so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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