No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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