your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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