I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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