I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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