You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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