why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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