I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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