So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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