I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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