where am i from again
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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