The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
two words: eviction party
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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