yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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