margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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