Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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