Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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