I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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