I hope mine doesn't look like that
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
well you can't waste a boner
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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