Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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