Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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