It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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