Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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