it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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