hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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