He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
someone owes me an orgasm
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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