You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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