My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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