I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize