Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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