You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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