It's Friday. Sex?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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