after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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