I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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