cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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