guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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