We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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