She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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