There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can't special order awesome
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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